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Stories of the week 25th August

 

 

Brexit

The Press noted that Boris Johnson looked twitchy and nervous as he met Angela Merkel and Emmanuel Macron this week. Both European leaders ensured that Johnson was left in no doubt that he had 30 days to come up with a solution for Northern Ireland. It took Jonson less than 30 seconds to lie in a public statement. He was quickly corrected by Angela Merkel.

More news on the much-promised UK-US Trade Deal this week and most of it grim. It appears that not only will the UK suffer from potentially hazardous US food safety standards with delicacies like chlorinated chicken but also the US is eyeing up the NHS.  The same medicine costs 10 to 20 times more in the US than it currently does in the UK and people fear of a huge cost explosion for prescribed drugs.

A new video games ‘Brexit Royale’ will depict the population of the UK fighting each other to the death to survive in post Brexit Britain.

 

 

Politics

In true Star Wars style, a new ‘Rebel Alliance’ has formed to bring down the Johnson government’s and prevent No Deal.   Members from all parties including a large number of anti-Brexit Conservative MPs are launching a No Confidence vote and setting up an interim Government of National Unity while Johnson considers closing Parliament to push through his No Deal.  A striking example of Johnson’s abuse of power.

Boris Johnson was branded a known liar and was accused of adopting the same communication strategies as Putin.  His facebook chat ‘direct to the people’ is a deliberate ploy to avoid Press scrutiny and questioning in a direct copy of Putin use of the social media website. In the first broadcast, Johnson took less than 10 seconds to lie.

 

Austerity

In more distressing news on the outcomes of the Conservative Party’s near decade long destruction of benefits, tens of thousands of children in the UK are growing up in diabolical conditions having been housed in shipping containers. Critics say this is the Government’s abject failure to address homelessness and poverty.

 

Environment

In appalling and devastating environmental news, the Amazon is on fire. France and Ireland threatened to block and EU Trade Deal with Brazil because of the Brazilian Government’s inaction in tackling the blaze.

Reports emerged this week stating that people will have to ditch cars for the UK to possibly meet its carbon zero targets by 2050. Not such a bad thing wouldn’t you agree?

 

Stories of the week 23 September 2018

 

 

Brexit

This week wasn’t a week full of good news for optimistic Brexiters in the ongoing negotiations.

The IMF laid out the harsh economic consequences for the UK in the event of a no deal Brexit.  Although supported by Philip Hammond, arch Brexiters like Rees-Mogg were quick to dismiss the claims.

In more bad news, Jaguar Land Rover confirmed moving to a three day work with jobs to go in the event of a No Deal Brexit.  Other car manufacturers, Honda and Toyota, also warned of difficulties if the UK were to ’crash out of Europe’.

Adding to Brexiter troubles, French president Emmanuel Macron branded Brexiters liars who ‘predicted easy solutions and quit the next day’. Something that was, of course, denied by Brexiters themselves.

 

 

Politics

In more unsettling news for Brexit and the Prime Minister Theresa May, EU leaders rejected her ‘Chequers Plan’ outright at a European summit.  European leaders thought the plan was unworkable and believed that May’s own uncompromising approach forced them to do the same.

 

 

World

Coke and cannabis? Coke have decided to gate crash the booing cannabis product market. Coke announced they were ‘in serious talks’ to develop a cannabis-based ‘wellness’ drink.  The company decided to launch into the market given the potential of cannabis products around the world and the rapid rate of product development in the category.  Cannabis is becoming increasingly used for its anti-inflammatory capabilities and its restorative powers.

 

 

Environment

Very disturbing news this week on the future of mankind from a man-made problem. Scientists have discovered that toxic air pollution particles can reach the womb having been found in the placentas of pregnant women.

 

 

Middle East

With conflict in Yemen driven largely by Saudi Arabia, Save the children are reporting a humanitarian disaster on a grand scale with 5 million children at risk of starvation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good news

Good news? Well, at least ironic news.

Despite all the crucial and world-changing news the Press usually focus on, every so often the news includes more light-hearted stories that are just too good to miss.  This week was a good week for those types of stories and here they are.

The author of ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ followed her own instructions and was actually charged with murdering her own husband.

The NHS have been accused of insensitivity after it was revealed that a recent TV advertisement depicting nurses looking after patients featured a song ‘about euthanasia’ playing in the background.

Think technology is so up-to-date? Well, it seems swiping on Tinder is addictive because of a famous psychological experiment in 1948 that ‘transformed pigeons into gamblers’.

 

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