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Stories of the week 21 July

 

 

Brexit

Parliament and a group of Conservative rebels sent a start warning to Boris Johnson over his threat to prorogue Parliament to force through a No Deal Brexit. MPs voted by a majority of 41 for an amendment to a Northern Irish bill that requires a Minister to report on direct rule every week to Parliament thereby negating any chance of dismissing the House of Commons.  The Press saw this as a sign of how fragile a Johnson government would be.

Adding more resistance to Johnson’s No Deal pronouncements, Gina Miller will take Johnson to court if he tries to force through No Deal and a Cross-Party committee in Parliament stated that the most likely outcome and the appropriate way forward is a second referendum.

To add even more insults to Johnson’s injuries, Boris publicly ranted about unnecessary and stupid European food laws using a kipper as an example. The stunt totally backfired and showed Johnson’s inability to grasp detail or the truth when it emerged that the very laws Johnson was moaning about were, in fact, British and not European at all.

 

 

Politics

The Conservative Leadership race rumbles on and continues to reach even lower depths of discord and misery. Philip Hammond stated that No Deal would be economic suicide for the UK and that he, plus other Tory rebels, would be willing to bring the Government down rather than see this happen. Hammond’s fear was further exacerbated when Jacob Rees-Mogg boasted of a No Deal economic boost which Hammond found terrifying that anyone was so misguided or so deceitful.

 

Austerity

Due to appalling Conservative cuts in funding, Theresa May’s legacy will be thousands of UK families dreading school holidays instead of looking forward to them as a time for family fun. The country’s shame lies in the fact that school children will go hungry in the holidays as food banks come even greater pressure to help the many in need.

 

 

Society

After creating the devastating ‘hostile environment’, local councils are unwilling to give the Home Office any information on homeless people fearing unnecessary deportations. The Home Office have been accused of being ‘cruel and inhumane’ as stories of officials falsifying information to evict people from the country.

 

World

New unexpected depths were hit this week by Donald Trump as he continued his fascists and racist attacks on Ilhan Omar and three other Congress women.  Trump encouraged a crowd to chant ‘send her back’ home, in other words back to her country of racial origin. When Omar flew home to Minneapolis she was met with a crowd holding banners saying ‘Welcome Home!’.

 

Environment

Extinction Rebellion’s summer uprising took place this week. Police wanted tougher sentencing for arrested protestors and the group’s famous boats were banned from protests. Nevertheless, activists were able to make their views heard and cause peaceful disruption for the sake of ourselves and the planet.

 

Technology

Artificial Intelligence teaches itself to complete the Rubik’s cube in just 20 MOVES and gets it right every single time

 

Stories of the week 23 September 2018

 

 

Brexit

This week wasn’t a week full of good news for optimistic Brexiters in the ongoing negotiations.

The IMF laid out the harsh economic consequences for the UK in the event of a no deal Brexit.  Although supported by Philip Hammond, arch Brexiters like Rees-Mogg were quick to dismiss the claims.

In more bad news, Jaguar Land Rover confirmed moving to a three day work with jobs to go in the event of a No Deal Brexit.  Other car manufacturers, Honda and Toyota, also warned of difficulties if the UK were to ’crash out of Europe’.

Adding to Brexiter troubles, French president Emmanuel Macron branded Brexiters liars who ‘predicted easy solutions and quit the next day’. Something that was, of course, denied by Brexiters themselves.

 

 

Politics

In more unsettling news for Brexit and the Prime Minister Theresa May, EU leaders rejected her ‘Chequers Plan’ outright at a European summit.  European leaders thought the plan was unworkable and believed that May’s own uncompromising approach forced them to do the same.

 

 

World

Coke and cannabis? Coke have decided to gate crash the booing cannabis product market. Coke announced they were ‘in serious talks’ to develop a cannabis-based ‘wellness’ drink.  The company decided to launch into the market given the potential of cannabis products around the world and the rapid rate of product development in the category.  Cannabis is becoming increasingly used for its anti-inflammatory capabilities and its restorative powers.

 

 

Environment

Very disturbing news this week on the future of mankind from a man-made problem. Scientists have discovered that toxic air pollution particles can reach the womb having been found in the placentas of pregnant women.

 

 

Middle East

With conflict in Yemen driven largely by Saudi Arabia, Save the children are reporting a humanitarian disaster on a grand scale with 5 million children at risk of starvation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good news

Good news? Well, at least ironic news.

Despite all the crucial and world-changing news the Press usually focus on, every so often the news includes more light-hearted stories that are just too good to miss.  This week was a good week for those types of stories and here they are.

The author of ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ followed her own instructions and was actually charged with murdering her own husband.

The NHS have been accused of insensitivity after it was revealed that a recent TV advertisement depicting nurses looking after patients featured a song ‘about euthanasia’ playing in the background.

Think technology is so up-to-date? Well, it seems swiping on Tinder is addictive because of a famous psychological experiment in 1948 that ‘transformed pigeons into gamblers’.

 

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