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Stories of the week 17 February 2019

 

 

Environment

The future takes control as thousands of UK school children stage a climate strike against the climate crisis facing us all. Following recent reports from the UN and the Met Office on emissions and global heating, there has been a growing Extinction Rebellion around the world. Theresa May slammed kids for protecting their future while adults looked the other way. Many more climate strikes are planned as part of the continuing global Extinction Rebellion.

In more distressing and alarming environmental news, insect numbers are collapsing at a staggering rate, triggering fears for the ‘collapse of nature itself’.

 

 

 

Brexit

This week Brexit finally sank to the bottom of the glass when Theresa May’s chief negotiator was overheard revealing May’s negotiating strategy in a bar. It’s great to know our country’s future is being sorted out down the pub.

Europe remains totally bemused and confused over the UK’s approach to Brexit and the fact that Theresa May only seems to be negotiating with the Conservative Party.  The Dutch Prime Minister highlighted the fact that the UK is fast retreating from the world stage and will be an insignificant force on its own.

The constant Tory party in-fighting has now turned into a total war.  Hard line Brexiteers have accused of giving Brussels the perfect excuse not to renegotiate.  Rees-Mogg, Johnson and the ERG have been told to leave the Conservative Party and join UKIP by the other Tory MP’s as the civil war continues and the Tories move closer to a final split. Guy Verhofstadt joined the condemnation claiming Brexiteers could end up on the guillotine like the leaders of the French Revolution for not representing true national interests.

Even worse was to come for May and the Conservatives. At least a dozen ministers and many more Conservative MP’s are set to resign if there is No Deal. At the same time, a ‘purple momentum’ is rising where UKIP members join Conservative associations to deselect moderate Tory MPs.

 

 

 

Middle East

This week saw strong reactions against the west in the region.

Firstly in Iran, the President called Donald Trump and idiot and there were chants of ‘Death to Theresa May’ on the streets of Tehran as the country celebrated the 40th Anniversary of the Revolution.

In more condemnation of the UK, UK arms sales to Saudi Arabia are killing women and children in Yemen as people there kill themselves rather than face the pain of starving to death.

 

 

World

Donald Trump called a State of emergency in order to fund his border wall. He was accused of ‘shredding the constitution’ and is being taken to court by California. Trump encouraged families to hold up images of their relatives ‘killed by illegal immigrants’ to create some kind of threat.

 

Stories of the week 23 September 2018

 

 

Brexit

This week wasn’t a week full of good news for optimistic Brexiters in the ongoing negotiations.

The IMF laid out the harsh economic consequences for the UK in the event of a no deal Brexit.  Although supported by Philip Hammond, arch Brexiters like Rees-Mogg were quick to dismiss the claims.

In more bad news, Jaguar Land Rover confirmed moving to a three day work with jobs to go in the event of a No Deal Brexit.  Other car manufacturers, Honda and Toyota, also warned of difficulties if the UK were to ’crash out of Europe’.

Adding to Brexiter troubles, French president Emmanuel Macron branded Brexiters liars who ‘predicted easy solutions and quit the next day’. Something that was, of course, denied by Brexiters themselves.

 

 

Politics

In more unsettling news for Brexit and the Prime Minister Theresa May, EU leaders rejected her ‘Chequers Plan’ outright at a European summit.  European leaders thought the plan was unworkable and believed that May’s own uncompromising approach forced them to do the same.

 

 

World

Coke and cannabis? Coke have decided to gate crash the booing cannabis product market. Coke announced they were ‘in serious talks’ to develop a cannabis-based ‘wellness’ drink.  The company decided to launch into the market given the potential of cannabis products around the world and the rapid rate of product development in the category.  Cannabis is becoming increasingly used for its anti-inflammatory capabilities and its restorative powers.

 

 

Environment

Very disturbing news this week on the future of mankind from a man-made problem. Scientists have discovered that toxic air pollution particles can reach the womb having been found in the placentas of pregnant women.

 

 

Middle East

With conflict in Yemen driven largely by Saudi Arabia, Save the children are reporting a humanitarian disaster on a grand scale with 5 million children at risk of starvation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good news

Good news? Well, at least ironic news.

Despite all the crucial and world-changing news the Press usually focus on, every so often the news includes more light-hearted stories that are just too good to miss.  This week was a good week for those types of stories and here they are.

The author of ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ followed her own instructions and was actually charged with murdering her own husband.

The NHS have been accused of insensitivity after it was revealed that a recent TV advertisement depicting nurses looking after patients featured a song ‘about euthanasia’ playing in the background.

Think technology is so up-to-date? Well, it seems swiping on Tinder is addictive because of a famous psychological experiment in 1948 that ‘transformed pigeons into gamblers’.

 

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